The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.
- Henry gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.