The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.