The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Henry sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.