The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Henry's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
72%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.