The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.