The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Henry will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Henry, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.