The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.