The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Henry is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
90%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Christian McCaffrey
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- Kenneth Walker III
- Josh Jacobs
FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.