The Garbage-Time Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Henry goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
82%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Henry, Henry, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.