The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.
- Henry gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.