The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Henry gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Henry, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.