The Fumble Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Henry, Henry, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.