The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single tear from a Rams fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henry drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.