The Garbage-Time Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.
72%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.