The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Henry tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.