The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Henry gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
73%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.