The Snap Count Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Henry sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.