The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.