The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.