The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.