The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.