The Stuffed Run Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
87%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.