The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Henry tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
88%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.