The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Henry's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.