The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Henry gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
80%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Henry, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.