The Hamstring Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
90%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henry drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.