The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
80%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.