The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Henry rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
83%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henry drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.