The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Henry scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.