The Fumble Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Henry is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.