The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Henry gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.