The Snap Count Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- The broadcast shows Henry on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.