The Stuffed Run Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.
72%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Henry's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.