The Fumble Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Henry tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Henry drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.