The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Henry will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Henry's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.