The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Ref: "Number Henry, that's a flag." Henry: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Ravens down to grief,
Henry scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.