The Late Scratch Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“Henry breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- Henry goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Henry gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
80%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Henry's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.