The Garbage-Time Hex of Derrick Henry
Derrick Henry · BAL · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Henry's stadium. Only over Henry.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Henry's week
- A mysterious flag erases Henry's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Coach says Henry is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Henry, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Derrick Henry in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Derrick Henry is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Derrick Henry actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.