The Snap Count Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
77%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Watson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.