The Hamstring Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.
- Watson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.