The Hamstring Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Watson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.