The Sideline-Scold Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Watson's stadium. Only over Watson.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Watson will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
85%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Watson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.