The Snap Count Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Watson, the end zone is a rumor.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Watson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.