The Late Scratch Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Watson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.