The Sack Spiral Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Watson gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
80%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Watson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.