The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Watson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
87%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Watson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.