The Kneel-Down Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.