The Checkdown Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Every deep ball Watson throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Watson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Watson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.