The Hamstring Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Watson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
80%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Watson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.