The Kneel-Down Hex of Deshaun Watson
Deshaun Watson · CLE · QB
“Watson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Watson's week
- Watson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Watson slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
88%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Browns down to grief,
Watson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Deshaun Watson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Deshaun Watson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Deshaun Watson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.